Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Holiday Pleasures


If that forecast doesn't beg for a night in, then I don't know what does. (33˚!)

Christmas movie? Check. Christmas card assembly? Check. Mandatory 9:30 bedtime? Check, check.

Tuesday, I'm beginning to love you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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  1. "Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass! Happy Hanukkah!"

    ELF was on last night. Talk about a great Monday. XOXO

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  2. Or my other personal favorite:

    Todd:Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
    Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold!
    Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

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