Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Holiday Pleasures

If that forecast doesn't beg for a night in, then I don't know what does. (33˚!)

Christmas movie? Check. Christmas card assembly? Check. Mandatory 9:30 bedtime? Check, check.

Tuesday, I'm beginning to love you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.


  1. "Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass! Happy Hanukkah!"

    ELF was on last night. Talk about a great Monday. XOXO

  2. Or my other personal favorite:

    Todd:Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
    Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold!
    Clark: I wasn't talking to you.